{"id":3631,"date":"2018-05-17T22:05:57","date_gmt":"2018-05-18T01:05:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rubensvalenzuela.com\/web\/?p=3631"},"modified":"2018-05-17T22:05:57","modified_gmt":"2018-05-18T01:05:57","slug":"chistes-de-futbol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rubensvalenzuela.com\/web\/articulos\/humor-anecdotas\/chistes-de-futbol\/","title":{"rendered":"Chistes de Futbol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rubensvalenzuela.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/12.png?resize=361%2C342\" alt=\"\" width=\"361\" height=\"342\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tESTADIO DE FUTBOL<br \/>\nEn un estadio de f\u00fatbol:<br \/>\n&#8211; Pap\u00e1, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 insultan todos a ese hombre?<br \/>\n&#8211; Por tirar una botella al \u00e1rbitro.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00a1Pero si no le ha dado!<br \/>\n&#8211; Por eso, hijo, por eso.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rubensvalenzuela.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/dsfg.png?resize=510%2C388\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"388\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3633\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rubensvalenzuela.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/dsfg.png?w=510 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rubensvalenzuela.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/dsfg.png?resize=400%2C304 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u2022\tPEOR JUGADOR JAPONES.<br \/>\n\u00bfC\u00f3mo se llama el peor jugador de la selecci\u00f3n japonesa?<br \/>\nNikito NItoko.<br \/>\n\u2022\tDEJAR EL FUTBOL.<br \/>\nEntre dos hombres<br \/>\n\u2013 Mi doctor me aconsej\u00f3 renunciar a jugar f\u00fatbol.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u00bfPor qu\u00e9, estas enfermo?<br \/>\n\u2013 No, \u00e9l me ha visto como juego.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rubensvalenzuela.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/234234.png?resize=495%2C392\" alt=\"\" width=\"495\" height=\"392\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3634\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rubensvalenzuela.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/234234.png?w=495 495w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rubensvalenzuela.com\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/234234.png?resize=400%2C317 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022 ESTADIO DE FUTBOL En un estadio de f\u00fatbol: &#8211; Pap\u00e1, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 insultan todos a ese hombre? &#8211; Por tirar una botella al \u00e1rbitro. &#8211; \u00a1Pero si no le ha dado! &#8211; Por eso, hijo, por eso. \u2022 PEOR JUGADOR JAPONES. \u00bfC\u00f3mo se llama el peor jugador de la selecci\u00f3n japonesa? 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